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PANEL 1
Hallway set
JEFFERS
Man, I hate pooping, it's the worst!
JONLY NONLY
I think everyone does man!
CAPTION 3
Well that's a strange thing to say.
PANEL 2
Calvereena dressed as Poops McGee
CALVEREENA (AS POOPS MCGEE)
Not me, poops McGee!
CALVEREENA (AS POOPS MCGEE)
I sure do love pooping, yes I do!
CAPTION 3
Oh I see, it was a setup for a bad joke.
PANEL 3
Earf on the hallway background
EARF
The hell is wrong with you guys?
CAPTION
You really should let things play out before you comment.
PANEL 4
Hallway set
Earf walking up to the guys, Jonly and Jeffers outside the bathroom, Calvereena (as poops McGee) leaning out of bathroom
JONLY NONLY
So much Earf, so much.
JEFFERS
Hey Earf! Here's a joke!
JEFFERS
Why did little boy blew?
JEFFERS
He needed the money!
EARF
...
CAPTION 2
OMG these jokes are terrible!
PANEL 5
Earf on the hallway background
EARF
Uhm, yeah, thats just not structured like a joke. It's a statement with a double entendre, not a joke.
JEFFERS (OFF PANEL)
It's still pretty funny!
EARF
I guess.
CALVEREENA (OFF PANEL)
Aight nerds, back to class!
CAPTION 2
I'm outta here.
CAPTION 3
Me too.
CAPTION
Whaterver, I'm clever enough on my own.

PANEL 6
Classroom set
Calvereena at blackboard. Blackboard says "crocodile dung contraceptive"
CALVEREENA
Alright class, who can tell me what the FIRST contraceptive to be used was?
JONLY NONLY
Enlarged pictures of your mom over the bed?
CALVEREENA
Nope! It was Corcodile dung!
EARF
Yeah, we know.
PANEL 7
Classroom set
Calvereena at blackboard. Blackboard says "crocodile dung contraceptive". Jeffers pointing at the board.
CALVEREENA
What? How?
JEFFERS
It's on the board.
PANEL 8
Calvereena warped to look around
CALVEREENA
Well would you look at that!
PANEL 9
Classroom set.
Calvereena at blackboard, nothing on the board
CALVEREENA
When the Egyptians invaded Libya in the 13th century B.C. they took an unconventional trophy home with them.
JEFFERS
Let me guess, they took the dicks off all the Libyans they conquered?
CALVEREENA
13,320 to be exact, but how did you know that?
JONLY NONLY
It's written on your lab coat dude.
EARF
Yeah man, the creator keeps giving away the punchlines!
PANEL 10
Calvereena warped to look at his lab coat.
CALVEREENA
What the fuck
PANEL 11
Earf, Calvereena, and Jeffers looking at the camera