A new character visits Sergeant Blinky. His name? China Man. His job? Being Chinese. Will this character get my ass kicked by a Ninja for mocking the Chinese? Not a chance, Ninjas are Japanese.

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Sergeant Blinky and Tiong-Su Zhǎyǎn
TIONG-SU ZHǍYǍN
Sergeant Blinky, if your government does not start recognizing the threat we poses in China, we will be forced to take drastic action against you!
SERGEANT BLINKY
I'm sorry Wang Chung, but I don't speakum nor readum your Chinese ho-ha.
TIONG-SU ZHǍYǍN
But it's right above your head in black text!
SERGEANT BLINKY
Yeah, but it's all slanty and I wont be bothered with that.
TIONG-SU ZHǍYǍN
How did you read that then?
SERGEANT BLINKY
I didn't.
TIONG-SU ZHǍYǍN
!!!!!!

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What was that?

A new character visits Sergeant Blinky. His name? China Man. His job? Being Chinese. Will this character get my ass kicked by a Ninja for mocking the Chinese? Not a chance, Ninjas are Japanese.

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  • Funny Twenty #21
  • Funny Hundy Plus Twenty Book 4

One thought on “What was that?

  1. I think he should be holding chopsticks

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