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PANEL 1
Earf and Jonly looking out the window and Jeffers, sulking as he pases
EARF
Man he's taking this hard.
JONLY NONLY
Well yeah. He tells horrid hokes but he's never repeated himself before. I think he's worried it's going to get our book canceled.
EARF
With all the shit we've done, if that get's us canceled then I've lost faith in our publisher.
JONLY NONLY
True, very true.
CAPTION
We have a publisher?
PANEL 2
Jeffers sulking and pacing in the grass
JEFFERS
How could I do that? How did I repeat a joke from the last book?
JEFFERS
Especially from the third to last page of the book! I mean, come on Jeffers, you're better than this!
JEFFERS
Wait...this isn't my fault. This is HIS FAULT!
PANEL 3
Jeffers with red eyes staring at the camera with action lines behind him and some red and white splatter
JEFFERS
I'm coming for you!
PANEL 4
Earf and Jonly looking out the window as Jeffers opens a portal and spirals through it.
EARF
Where the hell is he going?
EARF
And since when can he open portals? I thought we needed the van to do that?
JONLY NONLY
Well, he's going somewhere in the y2cl-verse and he can open the worm holes since it's convenient to the plot for him to be able to and not use the van this time. So yeah.
CAPTION
Deus ex Machina.
CAPTION 3
Deus Ex crappy writing.