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2026-02-16-INANIMATE - PRESIDENTS DAY JMK
P1
Donkey on a white BG
DONKEY
This presidents day let’s set aside our differences to give honor to the real heroes. The Donkey’s that fight the greasy Elephants that try to push those different than them down!
ELEPHANT
Something we can both agree on! Only it’s the lying, cheating, dishonest FAKE NEWS Donkey’s that make it hard for the true Americans out there that bleed red, white, and blue!
P2
Jerimy floating in the air (2012-2-16-THE Comics - JMK 8)
JERIMY
Hey you two, can you not today? Just once it would be GREAT if you two dill weeds could get along. Y’all fight against your own interests and the interests of the country it’s pathetic.
JERIMY
Let’s just all work together to make things better for all people!
P3
Donkey and Elephant
ELEPHANT
Who the hell was that lib-tard?
DONKEY
Oh, looks like President’s Day this year falls on the JMK Day, the annual celebration of Jerimy Matthew Kingsbury.
ELEPHANT
And who is that?
DONKEY
Only one of the coolest dudes ever. Look him up.
CAPTION
He was my nephew, best friend, bother. He died in 2003. Today is his birthday. He would have been 44 today.