We shall all remember Phil the Sniper as the one guy who needed his glasses, and died because of it.
So in SGT Blinky news the format will change next week! Are you excited? I am! Just feel these nipples! (what movie is that from?)

We shall all remember Phil the Sniper as the one guy who needed his glasses, and died because of it.
So in SGT Blinky news the format will change next week! Are you excited? I am! Just feel these nipples! (what movie is that from?)
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