Yeah, there really is a Baconaise. And it is not awesome.

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CAPTION
Happy 5 Types of Mayo Day!
OLIVE OIL MAYO
It's Cince De Mayo and it celebrates the unlikly Mexican vistory of the French in the battle of Puebla on May 5th, 1867!
CAPTION
Oh, well than happy that...
MAYONNAISE
Not really as cool as 5 tyoes of mayo though.
OLIVE OIL MAYO
Way to insult an entire nation.
MAYO & HONEY
An entire nation of dishwashers.
OLIVE OIL MAYO
So not cool.
5 Mayos
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