I don’t know, I think this came out crappy. I’ve had this joke in my head for years, but never thought of a way for it to present it self. This is my way of getting it OUT of my head.

PANEL 1
MAP
I hate my job.
PHONE
Why's that map?
MAP
That beaner bitch has me saying the same shit over and over for these dumb fuck kids whose parents don't have brainds to be parents! Dicks!
PHONE
...
MAP
Day in, day out I give that taco eating hooker and those muchkins directions, directions so sminle a monkey could figure it out with out my help!
PHONE
Dora's a lesbian?
MAP
Huge muff kitten.
Hand Drawn: Map Attack
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