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PANEL 1
KETTLE
So I'm sure you read about the Kardashian divorce?
POT
Dude, that Cardassian's are a fictional alien race on Star Trek.
PANEL 2
KETTLE
Nah man, Kim Kardashian, she married that Kris Humphries guy. They split after 72 days married!
PANEL 3
POT
Nope, sorry I don't pay attention to fake celebrities like that.
POT
Talk to me again when she has a sex tape.
PANEL 4
KETTLE
She does, you can watch it online.
POT
Be back in a bit!