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PANEL 1
Earf on the wall colored background holding a bootleg copy of Star Wars Episode one with Arnold from Comando on the cover
EARF
Uhm...thanks Jonly, you shouldn't have.
PANEL 2
Close up of the VHS tape
NO DIALOGUE
PANEL 3
Earf holding his movie and Jonly standing in front of the Christmas tree.
JONLY NONLY
Do you like it? It's a bootlegt Episode One with Arnold in it!
EARF
He's not in it! It's just some crappy photoshop on the cover of this VHS
JONLY NONLY
Oh, want me to toss it out?
PANEL 4
Up clsoe of Earf, angry
EARF
What? NO! It's still Star Wars! I'll add it to my collection!
PANEL 5
Jeffers and Jonly standing in front of the Christmas Tree
JONLY NONLY
Almighty there Jeffers, you're up! I've known you the longest so I think I really nailed down a GREAT gift for you this year!
JEFFERS
I can't wait!
JONLY NONLY
Go on! Open it up!
PANEL 6
Oval insert of Jeffers over panel 7
JEFFERS
What the hell is this?!
PANEL 7
Jeffers looking shocked with Jonly in front of the Christmas tree
JONLY NONLY
It's a copy of the newest PlayFish Magazine! And a one year subscription!
JEFFERS
You...you for me a subscription to a fish centric porn mag?
JONLY NONLY
Well you do love fish Jeffers!
JEFFERS
Not like this Jonly...
JEFFERS
Not like this...