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PANEL 1
Earf and Calvereena at the beach.
CAPTION
The Next Day...
EARF
Hey Calvereena! You want to know a big government secret I learned when I was in the military?
CALVEREENA
It's not gay if you're government paid?
EARF
What? No.
CALVEREENA
Sure
PANEL 2
Close up of Calvereenas eyes looking down at the caption.
CALVEREENA
But first, let me check something.
CAPTION
92 nukes at sea.
PANEL 3
Earf and Calvereena at the beach
CALVEREENA
There have been 92 nukes lost at sea!
EARF
DAMMIT! He put the punchline in the narration this time, didn't he?
CALVEREENA
Yup!
EARF
That son of a bitch!
PANEL 4
Earf in front of a rainbow
EARF
Guys, we gotta do something about this! The writer keeps putting our punchlines in the freakin' narration of the background!
EARF
It's so dumb!
PANEL 5
Earf, Jeffers, and Calvereena in front of a rainbow
CAPTION
100 balls in their face.
JEFFERS
Let's go talk to him, this is stupid.
EARF
Oh man...
JEFFERS
100 balls in their face?
CALVEREENA
I was going to tell you what happened over the weekend.
JEFFERS
Gross.