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2009-7-26-SGT BLINKY-SECURITY LEAK
PANEL 1
Sergeant Blinky standing next to MoFo Nelly, with Lt. Lopez. T. Raitor and another soldier
CAPTION
Corporal T. Raitor was never noticed until one day he wondered in on Blinky and his monkey.
LT LOPEZ
We’ve identified the ‘security leak’, Sergeant Blinky!
SERGEANT BLINKY
Excellent! Let’s teach Corporal Raitor that Blinky and his monkey are platonic!
CRAZY MOFO NELLY
Platonic? No one is Platonic with MoFo Nelly.
LT LOPEZ
Aye!
CORPORAL T. RAITER (THOUGHT BALLOON)
Hey, the guys finally noticed me! I should have taken the advice from the green guys more often.