What is this? A new Inanimate? Holy shit I’m NOT dead…though I’m sure people who read Inanimate are.

PANEL 1
Pot and Blacklight in a cell. Kettle and Gun in front.
GUN
Kettle, I don't care if you kow Jesse Jackson, I can't let him go! He has to stand trial.
KETTLE
What is I happen to know the Kardashians and could get you an 'exclusive showing' of their vagingo hall?
PANEL 1
Pot and Blacklight in a cell. Kettle and Gun in front.
GUN
Seriously Kettle? Who can't get a pass to that? That's like getting a coke bottle and accidentally the whole thing.
KETTLE
I don't follow.
GUN
They are easy.
Let My People Go!
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