Fuck.

P1
Calvin and Nick from behind
CALVIN
You hear that, Nick?
NICK
What the heck! We aint no gimmick!
P2
Calvin chugging a beer.
CALVIN
Just cause I drink and am dope!
P3
Nick smoking
NICK
andI smoke and hide my eyes.
P4
Garret leaning in.
GARRET
And I’m a ginger that’s sarcastic.
P5
Alberto’s face
ALBERTO
And I’m a fat guy who’s funny and likes horror.
P6
Dylan with vampire teeth.
DYLAN
You realize we are all gimmicks.
DYLAN
And tropes.
CALVIN
Fuck
NICK
Fuck
GARRET
Fuck
ALBERTO
Fuck
We’re not gimmicks!
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