Apparently this is true, I read it on the internet.
PANEL 1
PHONE
So I read about this film John Malkovich and Robert Rodriguesz made for Louis VIII Cognc...
GUN
Yeah? Does it look good? I love Rodriguez movies.
PANEL 2
PHONE
Well that's the thing, They made it in secret and are locking it away for 100 years so no one can see it until 2115.
GUN
That's neat! Are they going to do a public free screening in 100 years?
PANEL 3
PHONE
Nope. They are sending out 1,000 tickets to influential people today to give to their ancestors to see in 2115.
GUN
...
PANEL 4
GUN
What a bunch of pretentious asshats!
PHONE
Yeah, I know.
CAPTION
It's true, look it up.
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