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2026-10-14-SGTBLINKY-THEORETICAL ASTROLOGY
View from behind Blinky’s base. Dookie in the foreground, behind him is Lance Corporal Kelly, Lothario, Muttonmonger
MUTTONMONGER (TAN)
Did you say Astrology? You got a PH. D in fake star readings?
LANCE CORPORAL KELLY (TAN)
I went to Harvard. Graduated top of my class. Was valedictorian. Got my join PH.D in Theoretical Physics and Astrology.
LANCE CORPORAL KELLY (TAN)
Yes, I found it humorous to pair that with theoretical physics since it’s all made up anyway.
LOTHARIO (TAN)
And look at you now. Using a metal sector on a wooden box.
LANCE CORPORAL KELLY (TAN)
Theoretically there could be a bomb in here.
LOTHARIO (TAN)
It’s labeled “Lopez’s taco stuff, don’t tough”
LANCE CORPORAL KELLY (TAN)
And after you eat tat, there will more certainly be some bombs dropped.