This one makes me chuckle. Like shoot milk out my nose chuckle.

PANEL 1
TOASTER
I am studdying criminal justice, just like all the strippers these days.
PEN
Great talking point when you need to get laid.
PANEL 2
TOASTER
I know! Toast and I can role-play too!!
TOASTER
Well both be detectives and we can try and solve the case of the missing virginity.
PEN
Awesome
PANEL 3
PEN
Just be careful you don't turn it into a case of the missing period.
TOAST
That'll turn into a case of the missing father!
TOASTER
What?!
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