This would be way better than the anti-climactic shit that was the ending for the books.

PANEL 1
POT
Ketter I got it! I figured out how to make the ultimate Twilight movie.
KETTLE
Oh here we go again.
PANEL 2
POT
Bella meets Edward, they smoke some of me...
POT
Shouldn't be a stretch, Bella looks high all the time anyway.
POT
Then Edward get's the munchies...
PANEL 3
POT
No more Bella and that horrid movie ends on a happy note and in one scene.
KETTLE
You just had to find a way to work yourself into my favorite love story and ruin it.
POT
More like make it bearable.
POT
But yes, yes I did.
Ultimate Ending to Twilight
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