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PANEL 1
Pot on a white background
POT
What's the use Kettle, cal doesn't love me! How could he?!?
POT
I'm just a cheap thrill for him! At best we could be strangers passing in the night.
CAPTION
Back in the Inanimate world.
PANEL 2
Kettle on a white background
KETTLE
First off, you are Pot. From what I hear from Jonly, Calvereena loves his Alcohol and usually those that love one, love the other*.
CAPTION
*I have no data to back up this claim.
PANEL 3
Pot and Kettle on a white background
KETTLE
It's like with a woman. No one loves just the breasts. They love the vagina as well. As well as the ass. Most guys, and girls, regardless of what they say love a good lookin' turd cutter.
POT
So wait, are you saying I'm the tits then? Lovable, fun to play with and pleasing to the eye?
CAPTION
Turd cutter is probably not the sexiest way to talk about a booty.
PANEL 4
Pot and Kettle on a white background
KETTLE
Tits? Nah I don't compare you to tits. I compare you to the vagina.
POT
Oh..thanks...I guess?
PANEL 5
Pot and Kettle on a white background
KETTLE
You know, damp, wet, smelly and no matter how much trouble it gets you in you keep going back!
POT
You are a jerk kettle.
CAPTION
But they are also not wrong.