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2026-02-10-CLAY J AND SKIT - HIS NAME IS
Full page strips start here. Panel three is a heart panel in the middle with Play J in it. It’s fancy.
Red lighting in all.
PANEL 1
Schfem the clay head
SCHFEM WOOPSIE
The names Schfem Whoopsie and I’m Clay J’s best friend.
SCHFEM WOOPSIE
I’ve traveled with him from the start the end.
SCHFEM WOOPSIE
Were both made of clay but that doesn’t make us gay
SCHFEM WOOPSIE
In fact I’m quite sad at the end of the day
PANEL 2
Left Side, Skit’s head from behind.
CAPTION 3
The fuck? Is he rapping?
CAPTION 2
Yeah, just letting him finish...
CAPTION 3
This will not end well.
PANEL 3
Skit from the side looking left
SKIT
Whoa! You can’t make that joke!
PANEL 4
Clay J in the heart panel with a red background.
CLAY J
He meant happy, Skit. Happy.
SKIT (CROSSES INTO PANEL 3)
Is that why you’re in a heart shaped panel there, buddy?
CLAY J
It is!
PANEL 5
Bottom panel. It’s the weird metal clip dog thing but it’s only background for the captions to talk.
CAPTION 2
Well that went about as well as one could predict.
CAPTION
It’s a real shame you can’t use some words anymore without them having another meaning.
CAPTION 2
Like what?
CAPTION
Well, the English have an easy word to use for a bundle of sticks, and we can’t say it here without being a bigot.
CAPTION 3
You’re a real bundle of sticks, you know that?