Phone is a GIRL? I never saw that one coming! Or did i? I suppose I must have, I wrote it.
PANEL 1
PHONE
Hey honey, what are you doing?
CRAZY MOFO NELLY
Just talking with gun over our 'recent developments'.
CRAZY MOFO NELLY
He has some interesting thoughts. He was just telling me we were perfect for each other because...
GUN
Finish that sentence MoFo and I'll be tempted to throw up...
CRAZY MOFO NELLY
Fair 'nuff.
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