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PANEL 1
Movie theater set.
Earf and Jonly sitting at a table with Star Wars the Gathering cards
EARF
Star Wars the Gathering is Amazing! Why didn't this get released for real?!
JONLY NONLY
I know right? You Jabba Plainswalker is cool, but my Boba Fett will win this for me!
CAPTION
This is a real game you can download, so you know.
CAPTION
It's pretty fun to play, if you're into that sorta thing.
PANEL 2
Movie theater set.
Earf with hand up and Jonly sitting at a table with Star Wars the Gathering cards, Calvereena approaching the table
CALVEREENA
What are you nerds doing?
CALVEREENA
HOLY SHIT BALLS! Is that Star Wars the Gathering? Oh man I got next game!
CAPTION
I wonder how the other guys are doing.
PANEL 3
Movie theater set.
Earf and Jonly (both hands up)sitting at a table with Star Wars the Gathering cards. Calvereena sitting at the table.
EARF
Alright, so I activate Jabba's ability and put a bounty counter on your Bobba Fett.
CALVEREENA
Well this will be interesting!
JONLY NONLY
Dammit! I really don't want to lose this game!
CAPTION
Guess I'll just do my job and narrate this mess.v
PANEL 4
Movie theater set.
Earf (hand on hat)and Jonly sitting at a table with Star Wars the Gathering cards. Calvereena watching
CAPTION
Several house later...
CALVEREENA
And that's game!
EARF
Look, don't be such a sore loser Jonly. I'm clearly just better at this game than you are.
JONLY NONLY
I just don't like how you bear me with R2D2. Seems wrong somehow.
JONLY NONLY
Anyway, Calvereena, you're up!
PANEL 5
Movie theater set.
Earf (hand up)and Calvereena sitting at a table with Star Wars the Gathering cards. Jonly watching
JONLY NONLY
So five days until Star Wars is out. Are you getting all jittery in your pants yet Erfious?
EARF
Five days? I think you counted wrong man. There are only THREE days until the release of the movie!
JONLY NONLY
No, I did the math. 18th release day, today is the 14th, which gives us...
JONLY NONLY
That gives us FOUR more days! Ok, I was wrong but it's four and not three says!
CALVEREENA
dude, it actually premieres in LA tonight, but it releases in theaters on the 17th, not the 18th. Remember? Movies like this always released the night before for nerds like us!