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PANEL 1
Movie Theater set outside
Earf standing there
EARF
Yes, just like The Trade Federation was a racist interpretation of Asians.
CAPTION
Is it though?
CAPTION
Yes, shut up.
PANEL 2
Movie Theater set outside
Jonly standing there. Reader board says "13 days until premiere"
JONLY NONLY
Wait, The Trade Federation is racist to Asian People? I thought they where a noble and honest race that had a funny accent!
CAPTION
How does he not get it?
CAPTION
Me or him?
CAPTION
both
CAPTION
Wait for it...
PANEL 3
Jonly's face up close with his eyes really big, action lines behind him.
JONLY NONLY
I mean, all they wanted was to things to go their OH MY GOD THEY ARE THE CHINESE MAFIA!
CAPTION
Holy crap they are the chinese mafia!
CAPTION
There it is.
PANEL 4
Movie Theater set outside
Earf standing there
EARF
Exactly! That's what I'm talking about! And that's why I think the three prequels are complete shit.
EARF
They really should just release the Topher Grace cut and call it good.
CAPTION
Ohh, I wanna see this!
CAPTION
If you're reading this on a phone or tablet, make sure your auto-rotate is off.
CAPTION
What? Why does that matter?
CAPTION
You'll see.