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PANEL 1
Jeffers holding a copy of this book lookup. White background.
JEFFERS
Jonly, you know the last book was nothing like this one! That last one was mostly a collection of jokes badly put together.
JEFFERS
I'm reading this one and it seems to try and tell a story!
JEFFERS
What the hell man!
PANEL 2
Jonly on a white background
JONLY NONLY
Well Jeffers, that's because this was actually written as a story! What you hold in your hands...
JONLY NONLY
Both you and the readers...
JONLY NONLY
Was originally a 2010 cross over of 4 web-comics to tell a very special Christmas Story. That story, uneditied and incomplete, was featured in the 2015 y2cl Holiday Special Comic.
PANEL 3
Jonly on a white background
JONLY NONLY
What this book does is take the core of that 'story' and expand it from 17 strips to 24 full pages in sequential format with updated everything!
PANEL 4
Calveerna and Jonly on a white background. Jonly with a proud face.
CALVEREENA
Jonly, did you seriously George Lucas your own story?
JONLY NONLY
What? No! I made it better!
JONLY NONLY
I finished what my original idea was and finished it out the way it should have been finished!
JONLY NONLY
That's all man!
CALVEREENA
Isn't that the same shit Lucas said? Dud, you just Lucas'd us!
PANEL 5
Jeffers, Calvereena, and Jonly on a white background. Jeffers and Calvereena with annoyed faces. Jonly with a worried face.
JEFFERS
I swear Jonly if there are any of those 3D rendered robots in this I'm outa here.
JONLY NONLY
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