A pumpkin seamen joke? Really? Why would I do that?
PANEL 1
Pumpkins.
PANEL 2
White pumpkin starfish shows up
SFX
*SPLAT*
PANEL 3
PUMPKIN STARFISH
You coming?
PANEL 4
PUMPKIN STARFISH 2
Why do you think this pumpkin is white?
WHITE PUMPKIN
Gross.
Pumpkin Starfish
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