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PANEL 1
KETTLE
You're mean.
PANEL 2
POT
And you're ugly, so we're even!
PANEL 3
KETTLE
That's what I'm talkin' bout pot! You never say anything nice to me!
PANEL 4
POT
That's not true!
POT
I think your moms totally bangable.
Kettle’s feelings are hurt
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