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P1
Blinky holding a copy of The Funny Hundy Book One upside down.
SERGEANT BLINKY
Lopez! You’re a book nerd, get over here!
LT LOPEZ
A book nerd cause I read the manual for the weapons we use so we don’t blow ourselves up?
SERGEANT BLINKY
Exactly! Now come here!
P2
Lopez and Blinky standing there with Blinky still holding the book upside down.
LT LOPEZ
Sir...You have the book upside down.
SERGEANT BLINKY
Well smack my ass and call me kitten, I do!
P3
Lopez slapping Blinky in the ass.
SFX
SMACK!
LT LOPEZ
Kitten.
P4
Blinky and Lopez standing there awkward, book on the floor.
SERGEANT BLINKY
...
LT LOPEZ
So...Pick up the Funny Hundy Plus Twenty Book One, out now!
BOTTOM TEXT
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