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PANEL 1
GINGERBREAD SHACK BILL
Hey guys! Did you know that next to fruit cake, we are the least likely holiday treat to be eaten?
GINGERBREAD SHACK STEVE
But most likely to be slowly picked apart?
PANEL 2
GINGERBREAD SHACK STEVE
That's becasue much like Gingers, we have no souls and therefore no taste.
PANEL 3
GINGERBREAD A-FRAME
Man, why's he always gotta be such an asshole?
GINGERBREAD SHACK STEVE
Well.
PANEL 4
GINGERBREAD SHACK STEVE
He's not wrong. Gingerbread is gross.