2026-10-09-SGTBLINKY-I COULD DO IT BUT THEN WED FAIL
PANEL 1
Battlefield view form the Green Guys side
Photo by Kodi Horsley
HARLEQUIN (GREEN)
You know, I could fire this thing and blow Lopez up right now.
PANTONE (GREEN)
Yeah, but then Grandiopunsnerfandorf wouldn’t feel useful and we wouldn’t want that, right?
HONEYDEW (GREEN)
What do you think they are talking about up there?
WEAK STOMACH (GREEN)
Lopez and Grandiopunsnerfandorf? Probably swapping casserole recipes.
HONEYDEW
Are you low key calling them girls like that makes them inferior for some reason?
WEAK STOMACH (GREEN)
No, I hear Lopez has a killer taco casserole and I asked our boy to get it.
I could do it but then we’d fail
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