Pumpkins are so mean, no wonder people smash them.
For reals.
PANEL 1
PUMPKIN PHIL
You guys are mean! You mock me but not tommy pock face?
PANEL 2
PUMPKIN TOMMY THE POCK FACE
Dude! I got some spots, but youre face is freaking melting!
PANEL 3
PUMPKIN TOMMY THE POCK FACE
I wont win a beauty pageant, but you have other shit growing on the shit on your face.
PANEL 4
PUMPKIN BILL
I hate you guys.
Ballad of the Rotten Pumpkin
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