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PANEL 1
Pot Kettle and Gun at the door to the fancy brick home. Kettles dad standing at the door.
KETTLE'S DAD
Yes, can I help you?
KETTLE
Uhm, yeah. My name is Kettle and I was told that my parents lived here.
PANEL 2
Kettle's dad and Thug Toaster in a fancy ballroom
KETTLE'S DAD
Ahhh shit son! I'm yo dads!
KETTLE'S DAD
Yo! Thug Toaster! Get in here and meet ya big bro!
THUG TOASTER
Dis dat worthless pile o crap you been tallin' me 'bout?
KETTLE'S DAD
Yeah dawg.
PANEL 3
Kettle talking to Gun, Pot, Phone, Clover, and Crazy MoFo Nelly
KETTLE
Pot! That is not what happened!
POT
Close Enough
KETTLE
It was the wrong address you jerk!
POT
My version has more flavor.
CAPTION
Fin.