And that's the first issue! Come back tomorrow for variant covers! And next month for issue two!

PANEL 1
Living room set.
Jonly, Jeffers, and Calvereena sitting on the couch.
JONLY NONLY
Well guys, we did it! We finished our first issue!
JEFFERS
Jonly, this wasn't a comic. It's a collection of jokes terribly strung together.
PANEL 2
Living room set.
Zoom in on Calvereena
CALVEREENA
Yeah and you made me look like an alcoholic womanizer!
CALVEREENA
I'm equal opportunity on my vices!
PANEL 3
Living room set.
Pan over to Jonly and Jeffers
JONLY NONLY
Aint we all, but still. Who's excited for the next one!
PANEL 4
Living room set
Jonly, Jeffers, and Calvereena on the couch. Jeffers holding a copy of issue 2
JEFFERS
I'm not, this looks like some dumb Christmas special. Please tell me it's not?
JONLY NONLY
Oh it most certainly is!
CALVEREENA
Oh lordy.
CAPTION
Until next time folks! Thanks for reading!
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