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PANEL 1
Kitcehn set
Jeffers and Jonly standing behind the island
JEFFERS
Holy crap! It's 12/12/12! It's almost the end of the world!
JONLY NONLY
Dude, it's 2011, not 2012. We still have a whole year before that shit comes into play. Come on man!
CAPTION
R emember, for this issue to make sense it takes place from 2011 - 2012
PANEL 2
Kitchen set
Jeffers up close
JEFFERS
Well, it it's only 12/12/11 then why was I able to buy end of the world insurance that promises me the world will not end on the 20th of December?!
JEFFERS
My single act of charity to the world has saved it! He assured me it was not a scam and that in buying this end of the world insurance that if the world was in fact coming to an end on the 20th, I would be given a sole spot on god's golden couch and access to 70 lakes! Either way this is a win for me!
PANEL 3
Jeffers and some hooded buy (Earf in disguise) in some back alley

EARF (IN DISGUISE)
Yeah sure, like 70 lakes or something.
JEFFERS
Sweet! And it's only $5,000? That's a steal!
JEFFERS (CAPTION BOX)
An insurance salesman wouldn't lie to me!
PANEL 4
On an airplane. Jeffers, Jonly, and Calvereena in seats.
JONLY NONLY
Jeffers, there are so many holes in what you just said...
JONLY NONLY
First, the Mayan Calendar ends NEXT year, so it has nothing to do with today or even the 2011 year!
JONLY NONLY
Second, God does not have a golden couch, though they might have access to 70 lakes
JONLY NONLY
And lastly, you are just an idiot in general for thinking buying insurance will stop the world from ending...if it in fact were to end, which it's not.
PANEL 5
Plane in the sky
CALVEREENA
Wait, why'd we get on a plane?
JONLY NONLY
To make the next page make sense.