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P1
Clay J behind a sidewalk stand selling Lures. Skit walking up.
CLAY J
Get yer’ lures here! Fishing Lures, sold here!
SKIT
Selling fishing lures now, Clay J?
CLAY J
Hell yeah I am!
P2
View of the table with Lures on it.
CLAY J
I bought these from Four-Seven Lures and they are amazing! I figured I could sell then for DOUBLE here on the street here to all the dumb fishermen who can’t use the internet!
SKIT
Uhm...Clay J...
P3
Pull out view of them on a street, no water in sight.
SKIT
You realize you’re no where near a lake where these would be useful, so the odds of selling any are...like zero.
CLAY J
Aww crap.
P4
Clay J sad, Skit standing next to the booth. Clay J is putting out a sign that says “free lures”
SKIT
Also, why would anyone buy them for double when they can just order them at foursevenlures.com and pay the normal reasonable price.
CLAY J
Valid point.