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PANEL 1
Living room set
Jonly with broken back looking sad
PANEL 2
Living room set
Jonly with broken back standing there, Jeffers (looking at Jonly) and Calvereena (masturbating) on the couch
JEFFERS
What the hell happened to you? Some sort of kinky sex accident?
JONLY NONLY
I wish! No I was getting our of bed a week or so ago and sneezed* a few times and my back went out.
CALVEREENA
Man I love watching the Golden Girls.
CAPTION
*True story.
PANEL 3
Jonly with broken back standing there, Jeffers (looking at Jonly) and Calvereena (masturbating) on the couch
JEFFERS
Lame! Seen a doctor yet?
JONLY NONLY
Yeah, I went and saw a pain specialist this morning.
CALVEREENA
I can never decide who is hotter, Blanche or...
PANEL 4
Living room set
Jonly with broken back looking sad
JONLY NONLY
He took one look at me and called a surgeon and had him work me into his appointments for today* .
CAPTION
*Also true story.
PANEL 5
Living room set
Jeffers (looking at Calvereena, Calvereena (masturbating) sitting on the couch
CALVEREENA
Whoa dude, that's intense! What did he say?
JONLY NONLY (OFF PANEL)
Well, I'm having back surgery on Thursday.
CALVEREENA
Dude, I hopw they give you bionic legs!
JONLY NONLY
I just hop to be able to stand up right again!
PANEL 6
Living room set.
Jeffers face with cittering teeth
PANEL 7
Jeffers yelling with action lines around hime. Text is hold and over his body.
JEFFERS
WHY ARE WE IGNORING THE FACT CALVEREENA IS JERKING IT AGAIN!
PANEL 8
Jonly with broken back standing there, Jeffers (looking at Jonly) and Calvereena (masturbating) on the couch
PANEL 9
Jonly with broken back standing there, Jeffers (covering his face with hand) and Calvereena (masturbating) on the couch
CALVEREENA
So surgery on Thursday, that's quick man.