My wife went to a Scensty party with her mom and spent the night at her aunts house. She comes home and tells me this joke and has been saying the punchline EVER SINCE. It’s funny, I say it to. I think it will catch on and become an instant sensation! Go on, say it. You know you want to! It’s catchy and fun for the WHOLE family!

Strip 318 – A joke from the wife
written/artwork: Kaylie Horsley
Characters: Jeff, JN
Setting: Whiteness
Panel One: Jeff and JN standing next to each other.
Jeffers: Hey JN! Guess what!
Jonly Nonly: What Jeff, what now?
Jeffers: Fine, I won’t tell you if you’re not into it!
Jonly Nonly: Okay, don’t get your panties in a bunch!
Jeffers: What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow?
Panel 2: close up of JN
Jonly Nonly: I dunno, what?
Panel 3: close up of Jeff
Jeffers: -Brown chicken brown cow!-
Jeffers: get it? It’s like box-chica-bow-wow! Oh I crack me up!
Over-Text: as told by Kaylie Marie 7/12/2008
BOTTOM-TEXT:
‘My wife is so funny sometimes. Really though, top get the full effect of this punch line, y ou need to read it out loud, in from if people, and bob your head.’
A Joke From the Wife
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