This pumpkin seriously looks like some gross glory hole from some person without the ability to find a mate.

PANEL 1
PUMPKIN JIM
What happened to you man?
PUMPKIN MILO
I dunno, I went out for drinks last night, black out and woke up with this gaping hole on my backside.
PUMPKIN STEVE
*snicker*
PUMPKIN MILO
What?
PUMPKIN STEVE
"Gaping hole on my backside" I want to make fun of you for that but that would be like talking to a republican about wage reform.
PUMPKIN STEVE
Fucking useless!
Gaping hole in my backside
Latest Comics
-
1
666 Cross of Love
0 39 Today
-
2
Zombie Wilt Bot
0 3 Today
-
3
Minos the MinoBot
2 5532 Yesterday
-
4
Cthulhu Bot
1 13 Aug 20, 2026
-
5
Can’t Use That, Blinky!
2 3288 Aug 20, 2026
-
6
Radio-Acti-Cleetus
3 399 Aug 19, 2026
-
7
Drizzle and the massive come down part 1
1 2264 Aug 19, 2026
-
8
Zombie Alberto Bot
1 13199 Aug 17, 2026
-
9
She paints from the mind of a Demon
2 8528 Aug 16, 2026
-
10
Alberto Bot
0 23 Aug 16, 2026