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PANEL 1
Jeffers from the waist up
JEFFERS
Hey guys! Do you know what today is?!
PANEL 2
Calvereena from the shoulders up
CALVEREENA
Monday?
PANEL 3
Jeffers from the waist up, looking sad
JEFFERS
Well yeah, but do you know happened on this day in history?
PANEL 4
Jonly standing in front of a long horizontal panel with action lines focused in on the picture of me and Stan Lee
JONLY NONLY
Duh, It's Stan Lee's birthday! The guy half responsible for the Marvel Universe!
JN
Gotta love con sweat marks man!
STAN LEE
Excelsior!!
PANEL 5
Calvereena looking confused.
CALVEREENA
Wait, what do you mean half responsible for the Marvel Universe? I thought he created all the original characters?
PANEL 6
Jonly with a big shit eating grin
JONLY NONLY
I'm so glad you asked...
CAPTION
Oh god, let me get his soap box ready.