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PANEL 1
Van doing it's spiral thingy. This panel is inset over panel 2
CALVEREENA
What was that about Earf?
JONLY NONLY
Feeling a little guilty about something?> hmmm earf? HMMM?

PANEL 2
Van crashing down
EARF
Uhh...maybe...
JONLY NONLY
Do you care to explain a little more than just a 'maybe'?
EARF
Ok...
Panel 3
Images of the original webcomic versions of the masturbating cow and bunny farts jokes faded in the background
EARF (CAPTION BOX)
Well, you know how Jeffers has been telling some really bad jokes recently?
JONLY NONLY (CAPTION BOX)
Yeah, his jokes are pretty bad.
EARF (CAPTION BOX)
Well, I had enough....
CAPTION 3
What the hell is in the background?
CAPTION
The original web comic stripes for all this.
CAPTION 3
Why in the name of the almighty Frank Frazetta would we put those hunks of trach in here?
CAPTION 2
Frank Frazetta? The artist?
CAPTION 3
It was the first thing to come to mind, sheesh.
CAPTION
he is one of the greatest. But to answer your question, as an easter egg for the fans!
CAPTION 3
you don’t announce easter eggs. And we don’t have fans.