Yeah, there really is a Baconaise. And it is not awesome.

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Happy 5 Types of Mayo Day!
OLIVE OIL MAYO
It's Cince De Mayo and it celebrates the unlikly Mexican vistory of the French in the battle of Puebla on May 5th, 1867!
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Oh, well than happy that...
MAYONNAISE
Not really as cool as 5 tyoes of mayo though.
OLIVE OIL MAYO
Way to insult an entire nation.
MAYO & HONEY
An entire nation of dishwashers.
OLIVE OIL MAYO
So not cool.
5 Mayos
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