This pumpkin seriously looks like some gross glory hole from some person without the ability to find a mate.
PANEL 1
PUMPKIN JIM
What happened to you man?
PUMPKIN MILO
I dunno, I went out for drinks last night, black out and woke up with this gaping hole on my backside.
PUMPKIN STEVE
*snicker*
PUMPKIN MILO
What?
PUMPKIN STEVE
"Gaping hole on my backside" I want to make fun of you for that but that would be like talking to a republican about wage reform.
PUMPKIN STEVE
Fucking useless!
Gaping hole in my backside
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