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I'll write out their rap when I'm doing the lettering.

JEFFERS (RAP)

-You wish you could fish but you're a bitch- -The only thing biting is you, when I feed you this Dick sandwich- -I wish I had time to respond to all your disses, but I'm on my home to fuck all the bitches- -I know that burns so let me get you some ointment. Tell your girl to call me once she's tired of disappointment!-
GREEN GUY (RAP)

-This dudes got a fish on his shirt, he must be retarded.- - he looks like my granny's underpants, after she sharted-- his rhymes are so weak, even the fish can't stand em! He's the type of guy that rides a unicycle tandem- -most would consider that an amazing feet- -until they realize that he took off his pants and removed the seat! -

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Green Guy with a mic in his hand.
PANEL 2
Green Guy with Mic in his hand and a hand gesture up at Jeffers
PANEL 3
Green Guy looking super cocky going a mic drop, Jeffers looks unimpressed
PANEL 4
Jeffers with a mic in his hand rapping
CAPTION
The IRL Jeffers helped write these raps.
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Jeffers turning around, mic in hand rapping
CAPTION 3
Our readers know we aren’t that clever.
PANEL 6
Jeffers facing the guy leaning in to him, Green Guy cowering
CAPTION
So you admit it?
CAPTION 3
Admit what?
PANEL 7
Sergeant Blinky smiling
SERGEANT BLINKY
Whelp, that's 2-1 in my favor! NEXT!
CAPTION
That we have readers!
CAPTION 3
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