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P1
Calvin with a beer strapped to his chest and a straw in his mouth pointing at Dylan who is all “what? It aint me!”
CALVIN
Where the fuck is my girl Dylan?
DYLAN
How should I know?
CALVIN
Cause you’re always waken’ it in front of her!
DYLAN
I can’t help it if me masturbating is just oh so sexy
P2
Kepa watching TV (Israel Kamakawiwoʻole on TV)
KEPA
Guys, take a look at Alberto. I think he holds the answer to which you seek.
P3
Alberto eating what appears to be a “turkey”. There is a rib cage, blood, a bowl, and a bottle of hot sauce.
ALBERTO
Mmfffwammffm?
CALVEREENA
(Off panel)
Where is she?
P4
Close up of Alberto
ALBERTO
Uhm yeah, so I thought you were done with her, so I asked her to come over for dinner. I told her I would love to eat her like a thanksgivings day turkey, and she got all hot about it. I started covering her in gravy and I told her to lay down in this pan that I had pulled out for her.
P4
Calvin on the left, Dylan on the right. Both look shocked. Words in the middle.
ALBERTO
(Off panel)
When I started to shove all the stuffing up her ass she started moaning and screaming loudly, saying things like “Alberto Give it to me!” And so on. Well I finished with the stuffing and gave her one good coat of the gravy and put her in my industrial sized oven...
P5
Alberto still eating at the table, Calvin looking over at Dylan who has his arms up and a boner.
ALBERTO
Then I ate her just like a Thanksgivings day turkey as promised.
CALVIN
Do you have a boner?
DYLAN
Oh god yes!
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Y2christ-lite#207 (Turkey Day)
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Story/pencils:jhorsley3|color: Tim V.