Pumpkins are so mean, no wonder people smash them.
For reals.
PANEL 1
PUMPKIN BOB
What the hell happened to Phil?
PUMPKIN BILL
I dunno man, but he looks like a rotten asshole on a fat middle aged male hooker.
PUMPKIN PHIL
Come on guys...
PUMPKIN TOMMY THE POCK FACE
Looks like someone already did!