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CAPTION (ACROSS PANELS 1, 2, AND 3)
On the way back home the boys kept their promise to Jeffers and stopped at a few places to go fishing. If he could he would do nothing but fish all day long. Calvereena enjoys fishing, but only as a way to drink beer and catch things. Jonly however doesn't understand the point of catching something by hooking it in the mouth and then throwing it back like nothing happened.
PANEL 1
Sailboat fishing in some random body of water.
JEFFERS
See? Now this is a relaxing vacation!
JEFFERS
Fishing is the best way to set your mind at ease!
PANEL 2
Sailboat fishing in some random body of water.
JEFFERS
Calvereena, isn't this just wonderful? This is what we needed!
CALVEREENA
Yeah, it's pretty sweet Jeffers.
PANEL 3
Sailboat fishing in some random body of water.
CALVEREENA
I wonder how Jonlys holding up back there, haven't heard from him in in awhile.
JEFFERS
I'm sure he's fine!
JONLY NONLY
HELP!
JEFFERS
Did you hear something?
CALVEREENA
Nope!
PANEL 4
Living room set
Jonly holding a paper called "The G-Goat" with an Abrams article
CAPTION
Two weeks later
JONLY NONLY
Have you guys heard about this yet?
JONLY NONLY
JJ Abrams, the dude who directed the new Star Trek movies, is going to direct Star Wars Episode VII!
CAPTION
If you get the reference of that newspaper I'll give you a cookie.
PANEL 5
Living room set
Jeffers and Calvereena sitting on the couch
JEFFERS
I don't see what the big deal is, I mean he did a fantastic job with Star Trek, maybe he can make a great Star Wars film and we can all forget about the prequels.
CALVEREENA
Maybe...or maybe he will just turn it into a musical and we can finally see the wookie mating dance we have been promised for so long.
PANEL 6
Rainbow gradient diamond background. Jonly and Jeffers with wide eyes and shocked mouth.
PANEL 7
Living room set
Calvereena on the couch
CALVEREENA
What? I read a lot of fan-fic and a lot of what I read deals with the wookie mating dance. It sounds like two wet bears mud wrestling with a porcupine while Nicki Minaj blays in the background. Though Nicki Minaj can be substituted for throwing pots and pans down a stairwell with a live beehive attached to them for extra fun!
CALVEREENA
Also, who the hell reads newspapers anymore Jonly Nonly? God created the Internet for that...and wookie porn.
CAPTION
Nicki Minaj is better than she has any right to be.