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PANEL 1
Living room set
Jeffers, Calvereena (masturbating) and Jonly sitting on the couch
JEFFERS
Jonly, uhm, why does this book sort of feel like a clip show highlighting events from 2011 through 2013?
JONLY NONLY
Well Jeffers, that's because that is exactly the case!
PANEL 2
Living Rom set. Calvereena (masturbating) looking up at looking up at Jonly's word balloon. Jonly sitting on couch
JONLY NONLY
You see if you look back at the original creation of this when everything was a web-comic strip, we only did something on "event" days.
PANEL 3
Living room set, Calvereena (masturbating) and Jonly on couch with air quotes
JONLY NONLY
So unlike the last issue that told a "story" this one is more little mini-stories that take place around events from that time frame!
PANEL 4
Close up of Calvereenas hand under his pants, masturbating
SFX
Fap fap fap
PANEL 5
Jeffer's eyes looking to the middle
PANEL 6
Calvereena's eyes looking down
PANEL 7
Jonly's eyes looking to the middle
PANEL 8
Living room set.
Jeffers, Calvereena (done masturbating, finished with cum stains on his pants) and Jonly sitting on couch
CALVEREENA
Well I feel better! What were you guys talking about?
JONLY NONLY
Dude, we don't want to see you do that! Come on!
JONLY NONLY
Let's just continue this clip show of a comic while Calvereena cleans himself up.
CALVEREENA
Nah, I'm good.
CAPTION