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2026-02-28-FURRY ANIMAL MAYHEM - JILL IS MISSING
Updated version of 2016-02-11 - Furry Animal Magic - Birthday of the Creator
PANEL 1
Jack in a grass field looking over to the witch (off panel)
CAPTION
Jack had been on the hunt for the Jill ever since he broke his drown. He finally got a clue from the three bears and went to investigate.
JACK
So if I eat this brownie you’ll take me to Jill, and she will come back to me?
PANEL 2
The witch holding her tray of goodies (brownies, bag of weed, gingerbread man, cookies, pills, and a needle) in front of a barn with a tractor)
CAPTION
The witch held the key to finding Jill. The problem was her methods could be lethal if not done carefully. Jack was not a careful boy, as he was prone to falls and broken crowns.
WITCH
You eat enough of my sweets and you will meet your maker, I promise you this!
PANEL 3
Jack completely whacked out on drugs holding a browning while the witch looks on at him.
JACK
Holy shit lady! This shit is so strong it changed the color of my freakin’ clothes!
WITCH
I told you! Now let it do its work and see if you get what you seek.
JACK
Man I can’t feel my anus. Wait, no. I can feel my anus...and taste it? What the hell?
CAPTION
Will this work? Will Jack find his Jill? Will he go on an epic trip like never seen before? Or will he die? Find out in Furry Animal Mayhem!