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PANEL 1
Pot and Kettle (from Inanimate) on a white background. Kettle is on the Phone.
KETTLE
Yes, I understand. I have just what you need.
KETTLE
What was that? It sounds like you are going through some kind of inter-dimensional tunnel in an attempt to explain some crazy crossover between two completely unrelated comic properties.
POT
Uh...Kettle..
POT
Kettle! Behind you!
KETTLE
Hmmm?
PANEL 2
Van crashing down sending pot, Kettle, and Phone flying.
SFX
INCOMING!
PANEL 3
Pot, Phone, Kettle, Jonly and Calvereena on a white background with the van parked behind them. (Add Calvereena and Jonly's feet)
JONLY NONLY
So, hey there Kettle. We made it. Do you, uhh, do you have the stuff we talked about on the phone?
KETTLE
Yeah, you can see him right behind me Jonly! So as long as you have the cash, he's all yours!
POT
Isn't this human trafficking?
JONLY NONLY
Oh I got the cash! Let's do this!
CALVEREENA
Oh man this is about to be a sa-weeeeeet night!
PHONE
Technically drug trafficking.
CAPTION
Yes the phone is also alive here, so what part of him do you think Kettle was talking into? Hmm?