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PANEL 1
Kettle and Pot on a white background, snowstorm in front of them.
POT
Man, this snow storm is terrible
KETTLE
I know man, I can't see a thing!
PANEL 2
Kettle and Pot on a white background, snowstorm in front of them.
POT
No, I meant the artist did a horrible job, look at it
KETTLE
By artist you mean 'mover arounder of layers in photoshop guy'
POT
Exactly!
POT
This hardly looks like a snow storm, looks more like a tissue after alone time.
PANEL 3
Johns face going "eeeerrrr"
JOHN
What the hell?
JOHN
I do more than just move things around in photoshop! Ungrateful little bastards!
JOHN
Let's leave these two pathetic characters in the snow and check in with Blinky's men!
PANEL 4, 5, 6, 7
Four panels, two on the left have Corporal T. Raiter, two on the right have Lt Lopez
CORPORAL T. RAITOR
Where in Tarnations is Blinky!?!
LT LOPEZ
I don't know, but he promised me tacos tonight and that gringo better deliver!
CORPORAL T. RAITOR
Is that what you asked for for Christmas, Lt Lopez?
LT LOPEZ
Har-de-har-har. What did you ask for a direct number to the enemy to give away our secrets, Corporal T. Raitor?
CORPORAL T. RAITOR
What secrets? Blinky blast our whereabouts on his megaphone like e'ry day!
CAPTION
This page was going to get cut, but I needed it to fill space, so it stays.