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PANEL 1
GUN
There has been a lot of talk about me in the media and how I'm dangerous.
PANEL 2
GUN
I wanted to go on record to tell you that It's not y fault I'm an instrument of death.
CRAZY MOFO NELLY
So you're saying there shouldn't be any regulations on owning you?
PANEL 3
GUN
What? NO! That's crazy! Owning something like me should be like a car.
GUN
It should be registered and licensed properly with all sales back by a paper trail.
PANEL 4
CRAZY MOFO NELLY
Well we just lost all our gun-rights readers.
GUN
They can read?