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2026-01-05-INANIMATE - CAN YOU BELIEVE IT
P1
Pot and Kettle in a court room.
KETTLE
Now shut up and you should get off with a warning.
POT
Yeah, yeah, I got it.
P2
Gavel at his bench.
GAVEL
Well Pot, after much review of the evidence and listening to the witnesses, the court has no option but to find you...
P3
Calvereena breaking into the court room.
SFX
CRASH
P4
Calvereena standing there, in front of Gavel looking at Pot
CALVEREENA
Pot! Guess what? Your comic is back! Inanimate is back baby!
POT
Cal? That’s awesome!
CALVEREENA
What say you and I get out of here?
POT
Thought you’ve never ask.
P5
Pot and Calvereena leaving the courthouse.
KETTLE
Pot? You can’t just leave?
GAVEL
It’s fine, I was just gonna say he’s fined $50 and 2 months community service.
KETTLE
Oh, that’s not bad.
GAVEL
You’ve gonna have to pay for that wall that dude broke though.
KETTLE
God damnit...